Heaven&Hell
INFERNUM · DEPARTMENTO

Department of Sins

and the Underworld

Subdivision №9 — the only authority issuing pre-mortal contracts for eternal residency in Hell. Papers are charred by hand. Seals are stamped in (synthetic) blood.

SAMPLE CONTRACT

A document so official even Cerberus won't doubt it

Each contract is unique: signer's name, basis, and personal message are sealed in blood with an individual Ninth Circle serial number.

Latin and Cyrillic versions
Instant delivery (faster than you think)
Can be sent in digital and physical formats
SAMPLE CONTRACT

What's included

Contractual Charter
Contractual Charter
A document on charred paper with the signer's name and Underworld circle code.
Bloody Seal
Bloody Seal
Wax seal in fresh-blood color with the unique sigil of the chief clerk.
No Refunds
No Refunds
Contract is irrevocable. Terms cannot be revised, even in case of repentance.

Occasions

Pick a ready-made occasion — it will appear on the certificate, or click «Custom occasion» to type your own.

CONTRACT CATEGORIES

Pick your category

From instant digital delivery to a gift envelope with infernal glitter and postal delivery.

Standard
€5

You're no longer among ordinary mortals, but still in purgatory.

  • Personalised PDF
  • E-mail delivery
  • Serial number of the Ninth Circle
Most popular
Optimum
€10

The abode of sinners.

  • Everything in Standard
  • Confirmation document in minimalist design (hellish magnets in an envelope with a blood seal)
Absolute
€50

The highest circle of hell, the abode of demons.

  • Everything in Optimum
  • Printed A4 certificate
  • Infernal glitter in the envelope
  • Postal delivery to the recipient
Souvenir product. It has no demonic or metaphysical force and does not guarantee actual descent into the Underworld. The site bears no responsibility for the text entered by the Giver in the gift certificate.
Department of Sins · Heaven & Hell Gifts